En Route to New Jersey – Day 5

Total miles covered: 2,694
States covered today: Indiana, Ohio, Pennsylvania, West Virginia, New Jersey
Stupidest sign today: “Entering CORP.” – seen in a small town off of I-70 in Ohio. What does “Entering CORP.” mean?
Funniest thing on the side of the highway (that I missed while I was sleeping): There were these cows that had a whole huge field to roam around, but they were all squished together in the shade under this big billboard that said “Ray’s Cattle Farm”. (This would have been even funnier if it were a Chick-fil-a sign…)
Best part of the day: Getting home
Worst part of the day: Leg cramps
Stupid comment of the day: “Everyone should have an emergency poop light.”
Response: “Right. And I suppose it should be yellow and brown with a siren attachment.”
Current location: Wall, NJ
Current time zone: Eastern
Current elevation: approximately sea level
Next road trip: Blacksburg, VA (in 5 days)